Some people claim that the Malaysian police force are among the most efficient in the world. In order to put that theory into test, the FBI, the KGB and the Royal Malaysian Police released a rabbit into a jungle and measured the time it took for each of them to retrieve the little bunny.
The FBI used the most sophisticated of tracking devices to help locate the bunny. They programmed their outer space satellites to pin point the exact position of the bunny and then went to catch the little critter with a GPS. In total, it took them 4 hours.
The KGB, who hired thousands of cheap Russian operatives opted to screen the entire jungle by forming a line of agents the width of the entire jungle and walk through the jungle hand in hand. After 2 hours, they found the little rabbit wondering around by a stream.
Then it was the Royal Malaysian Police's turn to strut their stuff. They sent in 2 plain clothed officers into the jungle and within 45 minutes they were out. Along with them was a bear in handcuffs who was beaten up badly. The bear looked at reporters and helplessly admitted, "i'm a rabbit, i'm a rabbit.".
About the author
- Ken Tay
- Has a profound disliking of sleeping alone; always in search of shortcuts for the troubles life brings; believes that there is always an easier alternative to get things done; likes defying the odds until proven wrong; has tremendous belief in his own instincts and impulsive judgment; loves guessing; is particularly competitive in games of all sorts; sees greener pastures on the other side of the road; has yet to fully comprehend the meaning of life.
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